Mad Beautiful Girl!

(Just another one-of-a-kind piece that I wrote during creative writing class and it was inspired by a surrealistic picture of a girl rubbing lipstick all over her mouth)

I think I am god-damn beautiful! I must be and I don’t believe what my mum tells me or any of my friends. They are just so jealous of my beauty. It is just too bad for them for feeling like that. I am so pretty, I could stare at myself in the mirror for hours on end.  My fair pale skin is beyond compare. It is flawless and sometimes I ask the mirror, “Who is the fairest in High School?” I see my dazzling face stare back at me as if the mirror just answered me.

I love makeup and not the cheap stuff my classmates use. I love the rich and expensive eyeshadows, mascaras and lipstick shades my mum uses. They are beautiful shades that further enhances my face. I like the feeling of the twirly mascara sticks as it tickles my eyebrows. I enjoy applying all the wonderful colours on my face.

Picasso couldn’t have painted a more stunning face. No artist could do justice to mine. Once, I told a neighbourhood girl that and she told me that I am crazy. I slapped her and told her that she is lying! Now my parents want me to see a doctor but why do they want me to do that? Why mend something that is not broken? I just don’t understand. It’s alright, I will just have to prove to them how beautiful that I am. I will make my face the most awe-inspiring face ever! Even Venus and Miss Universe would pale in comparison. No one is going to stop me!

Woops! I got lipstick all over my mouth. It’s alright, I will start a new trend. Lipstick that goes all over. What a brilliant work of art! All the boys will die to get a kiss from me especially that stupid jock, Steve. I will make him mine! I will make sure he gets it real good for snubbing me last week. He thinks Debra is so hot, well I am hotter, wilder and meaner than she will ever be. Just look at my sense of style! She won’t be able to do this even if she tries.  She is just a cheap tramp! That is what she is! A cheap whore!

“Yes mum! I am coming! Just hold on Mr Mirror, I will be back soon.”